A SEXLESS MAN

She's turned off 'cause she's been respected.
Your virginity is quietly rejected.
She feels her needs are physically neglected.
You are offered friendship and you'd best accept it.
In her estimation, you are getting in the way.
You are not prepared for her kind of play.
You are officially selected -
a sexless man.

I will make my love to my wife, Miss.

You are God's child, and you live correct.
You are charming, so sisters don't suspect
that intercourse is not your sole object.

She's turned on by a man's advances.
But the godly man does not take chances.
He is chaste as he gently romances.
Modest even as he slow-dances.
In her estimation, she won't get her way.
He is not the sort of sport for her kind of play.
She woefully glances
at a sexless man.

I will make my love to my wife, Miss.